As the Pumpkin takes centre stage another year another page
Time to dress your windows too
Open the door and say boo
Celebrate the witching hour
If you knock on my door
I'll be in the shower 🎃🎃🎃🌑🌕🕸🕸🕷🕷

Marmitegate

This is funny and all at a good time #marmitegate 

#GBBO

  #GBBO 

The GBBO is no more

 I hear its gone to channel 4

no more puns or buns or soggy bottoms 

no more bakes or cakes with blossoms

no more Mel and Sue or Mary 

I wish i was the Tv Fairy 

i’d sprinkle dust upon them all 

and bring them  back to the cooking hall

why oh why i hear you ask

there’s got to be another task

just one more loaf 

one more pastry mix

one more attempt at choc biscuits

one more episode with piping

I can feel my blood pressure rising

Mr Hollywood it will be surprising 

if it works or will be as exciting 

lots of TWEETS and lots being read

all the fuss about a loaf of bread 

the programme had a Recipe for success

now its in a complete mess 

oh well time moves on and I'm in the dark

I’ll just make do with more Poldark

I’m certain love productions has some love in 

as i put my head into the oven

and pull out a spectacular yorky pud 

its quite amazing the rise is good

so i still might apply to  channel 4

even though half of it is on the floor

there’s hope and purpose in this gent

goodbye guys i loved your tent xxx

fathers day

JOBS FOR DADS

I AM THE BOGEY MAN DESTROYER  AND  SPIDER CHASER 

I AM THE ONLY ONE TO FIND A PENCIL ERASURE

I MAKE SURE THE BED BUGS ARE OUT

I GET TO EXPLAIN WHAT A PIRATE’S ABOUT

I’M THE  DOCTOR THAT NURSES YOU 24/7

I’MTHE ONE THAT TELLS YOU THAT IT’S OK IN HEAVEN

I THINK OF WORDS LIKE BOO BOOS AND RING  BELLS

I’M THE ONE THAT TAKES THE BLAME FOR YOUR  SMELLS

I AM THE EXTERMINATOR TERMINATOR  OF BUGS

IAM HAIRY MONSTER THE ONE THAT GIVES HUGS

IAM THE IMPERSONATOR OF CELEBRITY AND THE LIKE

IAM THE ONE THAT FIXES YOUR BIKE

IAM THE CLOWN  AND YOU LIKE SOME OF MY ACTS

I HAVE TO REMEMBER SOME VERY STRANGE FACTS

IAM THE FINDER THE REMOTE CONTROL MASTER

IM  THE ONE THAT MAKES TOYS GO FASTER

I TURN UP AT CHRISTMAS DRESS UP IN RED

IAM THE ONE THAT TUCKS YOU IN BED

I DO MAGIC AND TEACH YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

IAM THE SCRUBBER AND CLEANER  OF YOUR DIRTY KNEES

I CAN DO THE BIZARRE LIKE FARTS WITH MY ARM

IAM THE PROTECTOR THE ONE WHO KEEPS YOU FROM HARM

I CHASE ALL THE SHADOWS AND MAKE UP STORIES AT NIGHT

MAKE PAPER PLANES THAT JUST MISS THE LIGHT

IAM THE EXPERT OF NOTHING THE TEACHER OF LIFE

THE ONE THAT TELLS YOU HANDS OFF THE KNIFE

I’M THE DAD THAT CAN RAP THE DJ MC

I’M THE CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE SEA

I’M THE ONE THAT GETS BURIED UP TO THE NECK

I WALK THE PLANK YOU MOP THE DECK

IAM THE CHEF WHO PUT THE BEANS ON THE TOAST

I PERFECT THE POTATO AND MAKE YOU A ROAST

I LIGHT THE FIREWORKS AND WATCH EVERY FASHION PARADE

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH WITH THE THINGS THAT YOU’VE MADE

WE CAN PLAY SOLDIERS AND THEN  MAKE CAMPS IN THE HOUSE

IAM THE ONE THAT  CATCHES THE MOUSE

I PLAIT YOUR HAIR AND YOU SPIKE MINE UP

REMEMBER THE DAY THAT I BOUGHT YOU A PUP

IAM THE FISHERMEN THAT TAUGHT YOU TO NET IT

IAM YOUR FATHER SO DONT YOU FORGET IT 

THE ONE SHOW

THE ONE SHOW 

EVERY WEEK DAY AT ABOUT 7 

I SIT AND WATCH A LITTLE BIT OF TV HEAVEN

WITH ALEX AND MATT ON THE SETTE

YOU NEVER KNOW WHO THE GUESTS WILL BE

TOPICAL STORIES AND TOP NOTCH HOSTS 

FROM LANDS END TO JOHN O GROATS

INTERESTING RIGHT  FROM THE START

IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE  IN MY HEART

A RECENT CAPER I WATCHED WITH DISBELIEF

HIGH ON THE WAVES FOR SPORT RELIEF

WAS ALEX THE BRAVE IN STORM AND RAIN

I GRABBED THE REMOTE AND WATCHED IT AGAIN

THE PRESENTERS ARE QUIRKY AND KEEP ME ENGROSSED

THE ONE SHOW IS ALWAYS GOOD WITH MY TOAST

I PARTICULARLY LIKE CARRIE AND JAY 

BUT ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY WERE ON TODAY

CHRISTINE HAS HELPED WITH HER GARDENING TIPS

MR RILEY ADDS THE FUNNY BITS

ANDY KERSHAW AND KERIS FROM WALES

TUFFERS AND MARTY TELLING TALES

ANITA RANI,ANGELICA  AND MATT ALLRIGHT

 MAKE SURE ILL BE TUNING IN TOMORROW NIGHT 

DOMINIC THE DETECTIVE AND ALL THE OTHERS 

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THEY ARE SISTERS AND BROTHERS

 THEIR PERSONALITIES ALL HAVE  OF GREAT SENSE OF FUN 

THAT’S WHAT MAKES THE SHOW MY NUMBER 1 

meeting with scwbi members in hertford

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154419499562565&set=gm.969011946479334&type=3

Tillie the wonder dog X

Meeting with illustrator last night had great pictures fresh ideas for an inspiring year ahead

Book now with publisher for edit

Looking forward to 2016 book of poetry's coming out lots of work to do X