JOBS FOR DADS
I AM THE BOGEY MAN DESTROYER AND SPIDER CHASER
I AM THE ONLY ONE TO FIND A PENCIL ERASURE
I MAKE SURE THE BED BUGS ARE OUT
I GET TO EXPLAIN WHAT A PIRATE’S ABOUT
I’M THE DOCTOR THAT NURSES YOU 24/7
I’MTHE ONE THAT TELLS YOU THAT IT’S OK IN HEAVEN
I THINK OF WORDS LIKE BOO BOOS AND RING BELLS
I’M THE ONE THAT TAKES THE BLAME FOR YOUR SMELLS
I AM THE EXTERMINATOR TERMINATOR OF BUGS
IAM HAIRY MONSTER THE ONE THAT GIVES HUGS
IAM THE IMPERSONATOR OF CELEBRITY AND THE LIKE
IAM THE ONE THAT FIXES YOUR BIKE
IAM THE CLOWN AND YOU LIKE SOME OF MY ACTS
I HAVE TO REMEMBER SOME VERY STRANGE FACTS
IAM THE FINDER THE REMOTE CONTROL MASTER
IM THE ONE THAT MAKES TOYS GO FASTER
I TURN UP AT CHRISTMAS DRESS UP IN RED
IAM THE ONE THAT TUCKS YOU IN BED
I DO MAGIC AND TEACH YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
IAM THE SCRUBBER AND CLEANER OF YOUR DIRTY KNEES
I CAN DO THE BIZARRE LIKE FARTS WITH MY ARM
IAM THE PROTECTOR THE ONE WHO KEEPS YOU FROM HARM
I CHASE ALL THE SHADOWS AND MAKE UP STORIES AT NIGHT
MAKE PAPER PLANES THAT JUST MISS THE LIGHT
IAM THE EXPERT OF NOTHING THE TEACHER OF LIFE
THE ONE THAT TELLS YOU HANDS OFF THE KNIFE
I’M THE DAD THAT CAN RAP THE DJ MC
I’M THE CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE SEA
I’M THE ONE THAT GETS BURIED UP TO THE NECK
I WALK THE PLANK YOU MOP THE DECK
IAM THE CHEF WHO PUT THE BEANS ON THE TOAST
I PERFECT THE POTATO AND MAKE YOU A ROAST
I LIGHT THE FIREWORKS AND WATCH EVERY FASHION PARADE
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH WITH THE THINGS THAT YOU’VE MADE
WE CAN PLAY SOLDIERS AND THEN MAKE CAMPS IN THE HOUSE
IAM THE ONE THAT CATCHES THE MOUSE
I PLAIT YOUR HAIR AND YOU SPIKE MINE UP
REMEMBER THE DAY THAT I BOUGHT YOU A PUP
IAM THE FISHERMEN THAT TAUGHT YOU TO NET IT
IAM YOUR FATHER SO DONT YOU FORGET IT
