#GBBO
The GBBO is no more
I hear its gone to channel 4
no more puns or buns or soggy bottoms
no more bakes or cakes with blossoms
no more Mel and Sue or Mary
I wish i was the Tv Fairy
i’d sprinkle dust upon them all
and bring them back to the cooking hall
why oh why i hear you ask
there’s got to be another task
just one more loaf
one more pastry mix
one more attempt at choc biscuits
one more episode with piping
I can feel my blood pressure rising
Mr Hollywood it will be surprising
if it works or will be as exciting
lots of TWEETS and lots being read
all the fuss about a loaf of bread
the programme had a Recipe for success
now its in a complete mess
oh well time moves on and I'm in the dark
I’ll just make do with more Poldark
I’m certain love productions has some love in
as i put my head into the oven
and pull out a spectacular yorky pud
its quite amazing the rise is good
so i still might apply to channel 4
even though half of it is on the floor
there’s hope and purpose in this gent
goodbye guys i loved your tent xxx