Sunday 25 September 2016

#GBBO

  #GBBO 

The GBBO is no more
 I hear its gone to channel 4
no more puns or buns or soggy bottoms 
no more bakes or cakes with blossoms
no more Mel and Sue or Mary 
I wish i was the Tv Fairy 
i’d sprinkle dust upon them all 
and bring them  back to the cooking hall
why oh why i hear you ask
there’s got to be another task
just one more loaf 
one more pastry mix
one more attempt at choc biscuits
one more episode with piping
I can feel my blood pressure rising
Mr Hollywood it will be surprising 
if it works or will be as exciting 
lots of TWEETS and lots being read
all the fuss about a loaf of bread 
the programme had a Recipe for success
now its in a complete mess 
oh well time moves on and I'm in the dark
I’ll just make do with more Poldark
I’m certain love productions has some love in 
as i put my head into the oven
and pull out a spectacular yorky pud 
its quite amazing the rise is good
so i still might apply to  channel 4
even though half of it is on the floor
there’s hope and purpose in this gent

goodbye guys i loved your tent xxx