Mymate Marmite

MY MATE MARMITE

EVERY MORNING ABOUT EIGHT

I GO TO THE CUPBOARD AND LOOK FOR MY MATE

I LIKE IT ESPECIALLY WITH BUTTER ON TOAST

I PROBABLY HAVE IT I BIT MORE THAN MOST

I LOVE THE BLACK AND YELLOW LID JARS

I WONDER IF THEY HAVE IT ON MARS

I KNOW SOME DISLIKE IT BUT I  AM NOT ONE

I HAVE HAD  MY OBSESSION SINCE THE  AGE OF 1

IT WAS A COMPULSION THAT STUCK TO MY TONGUE

I HAVE LOVED IT ON SOLDIERS SINCE I WAS YOUNG

DIPPED INTO  THE YOLK OF AN EGG THAT IS RUNNY

SOME PEOLPE MAY LAUGH AND THINK  THAT IM FUNNY

IT’S BLACK ITS GOOEY ITS A STICKY IT’S  GUNGE

 I HAVE IT IN BETWEEN A VICTORIA SPONGE

A WAFER THIN LAYER SPREAD PERFECTLY RIGHT

I EVEN GET CRAVINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT

STILL LOVE IT IN  A SANDWICH WITH CRISPS WITH A CRUNCH

I AM A LITTLE OCD BUT STILL THE BEST OF THE BUNCH

I GOT VERY DISTRESSED WHEN THE SHOP HAD SOLD OUT

SO I STARTED TO HOARD THEM SO THERE WAS NO DOUBT

I HAVE 100 JARS UNDER THE BED

ANOTHER 200 IN THE GARDEN SHED

I HAVE SOME IN THE LOFT AND IM READY TO FEAST

I CANNOT GO WITHOUT MY EXTRACT OF YEAST

I WENT TO THE SHOPS AND NOTICED SOMETHING QUITE STRANGE

THE LITTLE BLACK JARS WERE NO WHERE IN RANGE

I LOOKED UP EVERY ISLE BUT TO NO AVAIL

THE STAFF THAT WORKED THERE WERE AS SLOW AS A SNAIL

SO WITHOUT HESITATION I BEGAN MY DETECTION

I THINK I WILL NEED MUCH FURTHER INSPECTION

THERE WERE  THESE LITTLE GREEN MEN  TAKING THE JARS BY THE SCORE

 OBVIOUSLY ALIENS  FLYING OUT THE BACK DOOR

THEY SAID THEY WOULD REWARD ME IF I COULD SUPPLY THEM WITH MORE

SO I ACTED ALL INNOCENT AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRUEL

BUT I THINK THEY WERE USING IT AS  THERE ALIEN FUEL

THEY WERE TURNING THE JARS INTO FLYING SPACESHIPS

I COULDN’T TELL THEM I LIKE MINE ON CHIPS

SO I LEFT RATHER SHARPLY AND TOLD NO-ONE BUT YOU

THE LITTLE GREEN MEN INTO THE SKY THEY ALL FLEW

SO I NOW LOOK UP TO THE STARS  AT NIGHT 

AND STILL EAT UP MY MATE I CALL IT MARMITE

I KNOW YOU MIGHT THINK IM A VERY STRANGE FELLOW

BUT I DO LOVE THE STUFF IN A JAR BLACK AND YELLOW

Chocogasm

THATS FOOD FOR THOUGHT

IM THINKING ABOUT FOOD 

LETS LOOK OUT THE SCIENCE

COS THERE’S SOME RELIANCE ON 

WHAT IM DIGESTING  SO HER’ES WHAT IM SUGGESTING 

C’EST CHOCOLATE  TEMPTATION FOR THE TONGUE 

THE OLD THE YOUNG THE RICH THE POOR

ALL SHOUT OUT FOR MORE AND MORE 

 CEST CHIQUE STANDING  CHEEK TO CHEEK  THE STRONG THE WEAK 

THE  SILENT RIPPLE THE MARS IN THE MIDDLE AND THE  FLAKE 

TAKE ONE MORE BITE AND UNITE TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT WE COME TOGETHER

AS ONE 

BREAKAWAY FROM  THE MUNCHIES AND   NOW IM UP  ON CRUNCHES 

MARATHON MAN RUNNING  LOW ON  SNICKERS 

THE THOUGHTS ARE  NOW CONSUMING  A LACE ON YOUR KNICKERS

NOT PRESUMING ANYTHING GOES  OF COURSE

NOT SUCH A MILKY BAR KID  ITS THE  WHITE THE BAD  AND THE  UGLY 

THE CURLY THE WURLY  SITTING SMUGLY AND   IM LEARNING

EARS ARE BURNING AND TASTE BUDS YEARNING

FOR YOU 

IF YOUR READY FOR AN AERO DYNAMIC LOOK AT THE MIX

TAKE THE TWINS AND SPINS INTO TWIX

IN THIS COUNTY THE BOUNTY IS OUT JUST  ANOTHER FINGER OF FUDGE IS 

NOT QUITE ENOUGH  THE TOUGHEST BIT IS ALWAYS  EVERYTHING BUT THE TWIRL

THE TIME TO  FOOL  AROUND AND MAKE LOVE IN  A WAR ZONE 

THE TOBY LA RONE THE TEMPTATION TOO HIGH TRIANGULAR

THE SMART  E  THE  MANDEM  RAPPER THE TASTY TOE TAPPER

THE MEOW THE PURR IN YOU VOICE GIVES ME NO CHOICE BUT TO 

LOVE THAT  KITTY KAT SMILE  BY A MILE IM YOURS FOR THE TAKING

BUT YES YOUR RIGHT IM THAT GEEZER WITH  A MOUNTAIN MALTESER TO PLEASE YER

ALL THE WAY FROM ANOTHER GALAXY TO SEE HER 

NO ASSUMPTIONS  ON MY CONSUMPTIONS 

 IM THE POETIC 

THE PAUNCH THAT MUNCHES FROM THE HIP   THE CHOCOLATE CHIP OFF THE  BLOCK

THE  TRIP HOP THE SALIVATOR   THE  TERMINATOR 

IM THINKING OF YOU  AGAIN WET FROM THE RAIN 

TAKE A BUS RIDE A DOUBLE DECKER  AND FIND MY  COMFORTING CARESS

ITS TIME TO CONFESS MY URGES AND POLITICAL PURGES ON  YOU

AVOID ME  COS 

THIS GUYS A PLONKER THE WONKIEST WONKER  A  MISTAKE NOT A MIS ON O GIST

BUT A  MISSED HONOURED   LIST  A SEXY SECRETION  THE REASONS NOT WITHIN  A SEASON

MY PASSION REACTION IS NOT A  TRUE REFLECTION OF ME

YOU SEE  MY GUT FEELING IS  TRUE TUITION AND  NURTURED NUTRITION

THE MYSTICAL MINSTREL THE  QUELLE SURPRISE  THE  TRUFFLE THE CAKE 

ITS WHAT MAKES THE MOMENT GO MADLY YET SADLY

MY CHOCOLATE HEART BEATS NO MORE

AND FOR YEARS  IVE SHED COCO TEARS  FOR YOU 

AND OF COURSE 

WILL ALWAYS 

LOVE YOU  

 XBIGGYX