I LOVE THE HIP HOP AND THE RAP AND WAS INSPIRED TO WRITE THIS AFTER A FUNNY VIDEO I WATCHED ON YOU TUBE  - ENJOY -XBIGGYX 

HIPHOPAPOTAMOUSE 

IM THE MEANEST THE CLEANEST   THE KEENEST  HIP HOPPER

I LIVE ON THE STREETS MY LOOK IS  SICK PROPER

EMINEM MOVE A SIDE COS THIS BOY HE CAN RAP

YOUR’E LYRICALLY CHALLENGED AND IM  NOW FILLING THE GAP

A MONSTER OF RHYME A BEAST ON THE MIC 

I DESCEND FROM THE BRONX BUT  I HAVE COME ON MY BIKE

MY BARS ARE THE BEST AND IM SPITTING TO TEST YA

TONGUE MOVING SO FAST ITS LIKE A PINK VESPA

 AND WHETER YOU LIVE IN A FLAT OR A HOUSE 

 I AM THE  COOLEST  HIPHOPOTAMOUSE 

I LIVE ON MY OWN YOU COULD SAY AUTONOMOUS

I GET A GUT FEELING RISING IN THE OESOPHAGUS

MY LINES ARE SUBLIME REMARKABLY BOTTOMLESS

I’M METROSEXUAL SOME SAY  QUITE ANDROGYNOUS

ANECDOTALLY CONFIDENT PREDOMINANTLY MONOGAMOUS

SPIRITUALLY SPEAKING WE TWO ARE SYNONYMOUS

IM HOPE YOU DONT FIND THIS HYPOTHESIS MONOTONOUS

LIFE IS FOR LIVING IV’E GOT NOTHING TO LOSE 

BUT IM NOT STOPPING  I HAVE GOT A SHORT FUSE 

MY CHANTS REMINISCENT OF VERBAL ABUSE

MY AURAL INCONTINENCE WILL  BE APOCALYPTIC

THE TIME IS RIGHT TO BE CRITICALLY CRYPTIC

IM CRYING OUTSIDE BY INSIDE IM DANCING

THERE’S A CRACK IN THE WALL AND THE ROPE’S  EVERLASTING

SO EASY TO RUN SO ILL RUN DMC

AND DO WHAT COMES MOST EASY TO ME

AND DISS ALL THE BOSSES FOR MORE COFFIN LOSSES

OPTIMISTIC IN NATURE AND DONT GIVE TWO TOSSES

 YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LISTEN FOR THE SQUEAKS IN THE VOICE 

 IM A MOUSSE WITH A MISSION AND YOU DONT HAVE MUCH CHOICE

BUT TO FOLLOW THIS  MC AND LIGHT UP A STAR

THIS HIP HOPPER AINT GOING TOO FAR 

DYLAN WAS RIGHT AND MARLEY A PROPHET

SO I CAN STAND HERE WITH BOTH HANDS IN MY POCKET 

AND SPOUT OUT SOME LYRICS THAT MIGHT CAUSE A STIR

I’AM THE  GUY WHO WONT BE WEARING A FUR

 BUT WHETHER IM SLAMMING THE WORDS OR TRIPPING A TONGUE 

I’LL BE HERE FOR  ALL YOU LOT THE OLD AND THE YOUNG

IM THE BEASTY OF BARDS IM THE OLD TIMER  THE RHYMER

SO WHY NOT LISTEN THERE’S NOTHING SUBLIMER

IAM THE FIRE YOU NEVER CAN DOUSE

IAM THE  ONE THE ONLY HIPHOPAPOTOMOUSE