fathers day

JOBS FOR DADS

I AM THE BOGEY MAN DESTROYER  AND  SPIDER CHASER 

I AM THE ONLY ONE TO FIND A PENCIL ERASURE

I MAKE SURE THE BED BUGS ARE OUT

I GET TO EXPLAIN WHAT A PIRATE’S ABOUT

I’M THE  DOCTOR THAT NURSES YOU 24/7

I’MTHE ONE THAT TELLS YOU THAT IT’S OK IN HEAVEN

I THINK OF WORDS LIKE BOO BOOS AND RING  BELLS

I’M THE ONE THAT TAKES THE BLAME FOR YOUR  SMELLS

I AM THE EXTERMINATOR TERMINATOR  OF BUGS

IAM HAIRY MONSTER THE ONE THAT GIVES HUGS

IAM THE IMPERSONATOR OF CELEBRITY AND THE LIKE

IAM THE ONE THAT FIXES YOUR BIKE

IAM THE CLOWN  AND YOU LIKE SOME OF MY ACTS

I HAVE TO REMEMBER SOME VERY STRANGE FACTS

IAM THE FINDER THE REMOTE CONTROL MASTER

IM  THE ONE THAT MAKES TOYS GO FASTER

I TURN UP AT CHRISTMAS DRESS UP IN RED

IAM THE ONE THAT TUCKS YOU IN BED

I DO MAGIC AND TEACH YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

IAM THE SCRUBBER AND CLEANER  OF YOUR DIRTY KNEES

I CAN DO THE BIZARRE LIKE FARTS WITH MY ARM

IAM THE PROTECTOR THE ONE WHO KEEPS YOU FROM HARM

I CHASE ALL THE SHADOWS AND MAKE UP STORIES AT NIGHT

MAKE PAPER PLANES THAT JUST MISS THE LIGHT

IAM THE EXPERT OF NOTHING THE TEACHER OF LIFE

THE ONE THAT TELLS YOU HANDS OFF THE KNIFE

I’M THE DAD THAT CAN RAP THE DJ MC

I’M THE CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE SEA

I’M THE ONE THAT GETS BURIED UP TO THE NECK

I WALK THE PLANK YOU MOP THE DECK

IAM THE CHEF WHO PUT THE BEANS ON THE TOAST

I PERFECT THE POTATO AND MAKE YOU A ROAST

I LIGHT THE FIREWORKS AND WATCH EVERY FASHION PARADE

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH WITH THE THINGS THAT YOU’VE MADE

WE CAN PLAY SOLDIERS AND THEN  MAKE CAMPS IN THE HOUSE

IAM THE ONE THAT  CATCHES THE MOUSE

I PLAIT YOUR HAIR AND YOU SPIKE MINE UP

REMEMBER THE DAY THAT I BOUGHT YOU A PUP

IAM THE FISHERMEN THAT TAUGHT YOU TO NET IT

IAM YOUR FATHER SO DONT YOU FORGET IT